The only cure for grief is action.
Author: George Henry Lewes

I'm tired of people calling me a devil worshipper. It's kind of pointless you know. Because if the Devil did exist, he'd be worshipping me, because I'm more successful than he is.
Author: Marilyn Manson

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Author: Mark Twain

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?" The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here." The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?" The second responds, "God told me I was." At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN'T!"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes