There's the country of America, which you have to defend, but there's also the idea of America. America is more than just a country, it's an idea. An idea that's supposed to be contagious.
Author: Bono

I am my nearest neighbour.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.
Author: Agatha Christie

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
Author: Emily Dickinson

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes