Like anyone else, there are days I feel beautiful and days I don't, and when I don't, I do something about it.
Author: Cheryl Tiegs

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world
Author: William Shakespeare

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
Author: Cher

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Author: Harlan Ellison

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !
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What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !
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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
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Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father's mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun. "The phone connection's bad," said the secretary. "I couldn't catch that last word. Spell it." The governor replied, " 'G' like in Jesus; 'U' like in onion; 'N' like in pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes