They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become much more the better For being a little bad.
Author: William Shakespeare

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
Author: Mother Teresa

Things do not change; we change.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes