It is necessary to try to surpass oneself always; this occupation ought to last as long as life.
Author: Queen Christina

They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man, and are at their wit's end.
Author: Bible

They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five or six years known that he was gonna call me over.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

They think too little who talk too much.
Author: John Dryden

They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a thing, should be everywhere so much esteemed, that even men for whom it was made, and by whom it has its value, should yet be thought of less value than it is.
Author: Sir Thomas More

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
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Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes