There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Author: Kin Hubbard

There's nothing wrong with staying small. You can do big things with a small team.
Author: Jason Fried

The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me.'
Author: Andre Gide

They are so damn 'intellectual' and rotten that I can't stand them anymore....I [would] rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those 'artistic' bitches of Paris.
Author: Frida Kahlo

Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes