The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold.
Author: Glenn Doman

The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod

I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Author: Michael Sun

I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden

A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How it went?". She replied, "Fine, but I've never seen so many Freudians slips."
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A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans."
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Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes