Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; hold fast; hold out. Patience is genius.
Author: Comte de Buffon

Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.
Author: Voltaire

Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
Author: William Shakespeare

This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.
Author: Voltaire

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!
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What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!
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Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!
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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
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