Best quotes to send by SMS
James Russell Lowell They are slaves who fear to speak, For the fallen and the weak.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Liza Minnelli Reality is something you rise above.
Author: Liza Minnelli

Garrison Keillor They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Author: Garrison Keillor

Aristotle They should rule who are able to rule best.
Author: Aristotle

Thomas Jefferson I cannot live without books.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Snowman jokes Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
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Space jokes What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
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Space jokes Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
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Space jokes Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, 'Who's there?'
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Space jokes What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
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