Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Author: Matt Groening

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
Author: Lord Salisbury

They wanted facts. Facts! They demanded facts from him, as if facts could explain anything.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.
Author: W. S. Gilbert

Things that are done, it is needless to speak about...things that are past, it is needless to blame.
Author: Confucius

Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes