The big thieves hang the little ones.
Author: Czech Proverb

This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and
Author: George Bernard Shaw

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost.
Author: Aristotle

Nothing can be created from nothing.
Author: Lucretius

What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !
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Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !
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Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !
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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !
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Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !
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