Things don't fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and last and lives become generations made out of pictures and words just kept.
Author: Lucille Clifton

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
Author: Irving Berlin

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
Author: Henri Bergson

I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
Author: Queen Juliana

Thinking in its lower grades, is comparable to paper money, and in its higher forms it is a kind of poetry.
Author: Havelock Ellis

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
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What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
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What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
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What lights up a football stadium? A football match!
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Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes