Best quotes to send by SMS
Lucille Clifton Things don't fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and last and lives become generations made out of pictures and words just kept.
Author: Lucille Clifton

Irving Berlin The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
Author: Irving Berlin

Henri Bergson Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
Author: Henri Bergson

Queen Juliana I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
Author: Queen Juliana

Havelock Ellis Thinking in its lower grades, is comparable to paper money, and in its higher forms it is a kind of poetry.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The best jokes to send by SMS
Sport jokes What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
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Sport jokes What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
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Sport jokes What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
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Sport jokes What lights up a football stadium? A football match!
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Sport jokes Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
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