Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he.
Author: Publilius Syrus

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Author: George Burns

The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.
Author: Walter Goodman

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
Author: Austin O'Malley

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !
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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !
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Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !
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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !
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Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !
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