Things that are holy are revealed only to men who are holy.
Author: Hippocrates

The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around beliefs about yourself that make you feel special, desirable, precious, innately good. Your lover couldn't have seen [these qualities] in you, even temporarily, if they weren't part of y
Author: Martha Beck

Life is just a bowl of pits.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
Author: Tom Masson

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!
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Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!
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How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!
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When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!
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