Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.
Author: Voltaire

Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
Author: William Shakespeare

This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.
Author: Voltaire

I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!
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Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes