I can't think of anything to write about except families. They are a metaphor for every other part of society.
Author: Anna Quindlen

There's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Author: Robert Orben

They are slaves who fear to speak, For the fallen and the weak.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Reality is something you rise above.
Author: Liza Minnelli

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes