I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
Author: Mother Teresa

Things do not change; we change.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
Author: Anne Frank

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
Author: Herb Caen

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!
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Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!
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Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!
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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!
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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!
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