Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
Author: Nicholas Butler

The only cure for grief is action.
Author: George Henry Lewes

I'm tired of people calling me a devil worshipper. It's kind of pointless you know. Because if the Devil did exist, he'd be worshipping me, because I'm more successful than he is.
Author: Marilyn Manson

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
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Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
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Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
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Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
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