Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
Author: William Shakespeare

This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.
Author: Voltaire

I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

This is like deja vu all over again.
Author: Yogi Berra

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!
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It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback blew his top. How many times can you do this to us in a single game?" he screamed. "You were wrong on the out-of-bounds, you were wrong on that last first down, and you missed an illegal tackle in the first quarter." The official just stared. The quarterback seethed, but he suppressed the language that might get him tossed from the game. "What it comes down to," he bellowed, "is that you STINK!" The official stared a few more seconds. Then he bent down, picked up the ball, paced off 15 yards, and put the ball down. He turned to face the steaming quarterback. The official finally replied, "And how do I smell from here?"
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Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked. "You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!" "Really? How'd you do that?" "I dropped the ball."
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