If you consider what are called the virtues in mankind, you will find their growth is assisted by education and cultivation.
Author: Xenophon

If you don't want anyone to know, don't do it.
Author: Chinese Proverb

They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
Author: Henry Bromel

They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become much more the better For being a little bad.
Author: William Shakespeare

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes