Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Macleod There's no correlation between creativity and equipment ownership. None. Zilch. Nada. Actually, as the artist gets more into his thing, and as he gets more successful, his number of tools tends to go down. He knows what works for him. Expending mental ene
Author: Hugh Macleod

Solomon Short I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Author: Solomon Short

Aldous Huxley There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Bono There's the country of America, which you have to defend, but there's also the idea of America. America is more than just a country, it's an idea. An idea that's supposed to be contagious.
Author: Bono

Cornelius Tacitus I am my nearest neighbour.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Snake jokes What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
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Snake jokes What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
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Snake jokes What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !
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Snake jokes What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
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Snake jokes Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !
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