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Never answer a critic, unless he's right.
Author: Bernard M. Baruch

Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived life of the parent.
Author: Carl Jung

Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
Author: Jim Bishop

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
Author: Rex Stout

I am going to concentrate on what's important in life. I'm going to strive everyday to be a kind and generous and loving person. I'm going to keep death right here, so that anytime I even think about getting angry at you or anybody else, I'll see death an
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes