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One swallow does not make a summer.
Author: Aristotle

Intuition isn't the enemy, but the ally, of reason.
Author: John Kord Lagemann

One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Author: Allan Goldfein

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things.
Author: Denis Diderot

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
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Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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