Best quotes to send by SMS

Only through art can we get outside of ourselves and know another's view of the universe.
Author: Marcel Proust
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
Author: Pearl Buck
Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Author: William Shakespeare
Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of
cards.
I'll deal with you later.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps
thinking she's invisible!
What sister?
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm invisible
Who said that?
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
butterfly
Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes