Best quotes to send by SMS
Marcel Proust Only through art can we get outside of ourselves and know another's view of the universe.
Author: Marcel Proust

Thomas A. Edison Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Pearl Buck Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
Author: Pearl Buck

William Shakespeare Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Author: William Shakespeare

Lois McMaster Bujold Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!
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