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Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

No problem is too small or too trivial if we can really do something about it.
Author: Richard Feynman

One might define adulthood as the age at which a person learns he must die and accepts his sentence undismayed.
Author: Robert Heinlein

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.
Author: Edward Chapin

Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)
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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes