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Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
Author: Jerome K. Jerome

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Author: John C. Dvorak

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Author: Saint Augustine

O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us. (O would some power the gift to give us to see ourselves as others see us.)
Author: Robert Burns

O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven; It hath the primal eldest curse upon 't, A brother's murder.
Author: William Shakespeare

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth
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Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station
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"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.
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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes