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One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.
Author: Andrew Carnegie

One of the things that has helped me as much as any other, is not how long I am going to live, but how much I can do while living.
Author: George Washington Carver

One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar.
Author: Oscar Wilde

One single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer.
Author: G. E. Lessing

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
Author: Dan Quayle

Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
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Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.
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Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
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A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
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