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Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right.
Author: Carl Schurz

Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt.
Author: William Shakespeare

Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as a method of solving conflicts between national groups within a society who have different views about how the society is to run.
Author: Margaret Mead

Our heroes are those... who... act above and beyond the call of duty and in so doing give definition to patriotism and elevate all of us.... America is the land of the free because we are the home of the brave.
Author: David Mahoney

Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
Author: Henry Miller

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus." "Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft." "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia." "I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes