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Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled.
Author: Michael Crichton

History is moving, and it will tend toward hope, or tend toward tragedy.
Author: George W. Bush

History is too serious to be left to historians.
Author: Ian Macleod

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
Author: Abba Eban

Hold a book in your hand and you're a pilgrim at the gates of a new city.
Author: Anne Michaels

Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.
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Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.
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Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.
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Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.
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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.
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