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Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
Author: Jim Horning

I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
Author: Willa Cather

Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man conscious of guilt.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
Author: Saadi

An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast".
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes