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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Author: Ogden Nash

Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by chance, or brought together by artifice, exchange glances, reciprocate civilities, go home, and dream of one another. Having little to divert attention, or diversify thought, t
Author: Samuel Johnson

Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.
Author: Henry James

Surely there comes a time when counting the cost and paying the price aren't things to think about any more. All that matters is value - the ultimate value of what one does.
Author: James Hilton

If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning.
Author: Bible

Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blonde replied "Marking the spot." "Don't be stupid" the first blonde said. "What if we don't get the same boat next time?"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes