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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Author: Pierre Gallois

I must be cruel, only to be kind: Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Author: William Shakespeare

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Author: Mark Twain

If you try to make something just to fit your uninformed view of some hypothetical market, you will fail. If you make something special and powerful and honest and true, you will succeed.
Author: Hugh Macleod

If you want the truth, ask a child.
Author: French Proverb

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes