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If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Author: Chinese Proverb

If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life.
Author: Chris Evert

I must be cruel only to be kind; Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Author: William Shakespeare

If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
Author: Epictetus

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that she had never before seen anything as big as the hotel or her suite. "Everything's big in Texas ma'am," said the waitress. The coffee came in the biggest cup the old lady had ever seen. "I told you, ma'am, that everything is big in Texas," said the waitress. On her way back to her suite, the old lady got lost in the vast corridors. She opened the door of a darkened room and fell into an enormous swimming pool. "Please!" she screamed. "Don't flush it!"
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The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well. "Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?" asked the steward. "No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. "Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble."
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Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes