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The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
Author: Louise Bogan

Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not, should never be so expressed as to reach the point of causing disgust; and music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.
Author: Demosthenes

You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!
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Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.
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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse.
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Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I'm not going to tell you.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes