Best Cell Phones

He who desires is always poor.
Author: Claudianus

He who does not venture has no luck.
Author: Mexican Proverb

He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it.
Author: Confucius

He who has never hoped can never despair.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

He who is afraid to ask is ashamed of learning.
Author: Danish Proverb

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes