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One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
Author: Will Durant

I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.
Author: William Shakespeare

One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kin
Author: Bertrand Russell

One swallow does not make a summer.
Author: Aristotle

Intuition isn't the enemy, but the ally, of reason.
Author: John Kord Lagemann

Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
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Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.
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Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
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Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
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Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
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