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One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing.
Author: Italian Proverb

One must desire something to be alive.
Author: Margaret Deland

Nothing is more difficult than the art of maneuvering for advantageous positions.
Author: Sun-Tzu

One of the joys we have in being human is in exercising our freedom to choose and to take each case as it comes to us. We are not robots who are forced into behaviors by their programming. We see things; we think about things; and we choose our course of
Author: Real Live Preacher

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
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Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar
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Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
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