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I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
Author: Leontyne Price

Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.
Author: Hippocrates

If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of anger, how much happier we would all be.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn't do much for the auto-immune system.
Author: Stuart Stevens

Man is by nature a political animal.
Author: Aristotle

Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
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Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under, and no one cares.
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Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
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Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
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