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He that dies pays all debts.
Author: William Shakespeare

He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle, by a legion.
Author: Thomas Fuller

He that jokes confesses.
Author: Italian Proverb

He that plants trees loves others beside himself.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.
Author: John Milton

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.
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How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.
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What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S.
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Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
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