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He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be.
Author: Pierre Corneille

He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes."
Author: H. E. Martz

He who demands mercy and shows none burns the bridges over which he himself must later pass.
Author: Thomas Adams

He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to speak.
Author: Ausonius

He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of inci
Author: Victor Hugo

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes