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Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious. They are conservatives after dinner.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine.
Author: Sigmund Freud

Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
Author: James Boswell

I am no more humble than my talents require.
Author: Oscar Levant

I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
Author: Harper Lee

Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes