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If you can't go over, you must go under.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Author: Charles Lamb

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
Author: Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Learning is achieved only in company.
Author: The Talmud

Learning makes a man fit company for himself.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes