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There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of heroes and villains. the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all the slick credulity of today cannot touch.
Author: Bette Davis

The praise that comes from love does not make us vain, but more humble.
Author: James M. Barrie

There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the rich and powerful, and the freedom of the artist and the monk who renounces possessions.
Author: Anais Nin

The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
Author: Edwina Currie

There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
Author: Albert Guinon

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes