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Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Author: Heywood Broun

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Author: John Lehman

Practice yourself what you preach.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Praise youth and it will prosper.
Author: Irish Proverb

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Author: Niels Bohr

Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge
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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
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Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all.
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