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I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his final counsel. He replied, 'Verify your quotations.'
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chosethough not always what I pleased.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

I avow myself the partisan of truth alone.
Author: William Harvey

I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe.
Author: Abigail Adams

Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
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