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Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Author: Jules Renard

It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.
Author: Isabel Colegate

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Author: Stephen Hawking

I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.
Author: Chuck Sigars

Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it.
Author: Ella Wheeler Wilcox

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes? A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!" All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it's the redhead's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the redhead yells "HURRICANE!" Once again all the people turn around to look for the hurricane and the redhead runs away. Finally, it's the blonde's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the blonde yells "FIRE!" and gets shot.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes