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Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.
Author: Ralph Novak

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.
Author: Anthony Brandt

Real strength is not just a condition of one's muscle, but a tenderness in one's spirit.
Author: McCallister Dodds

Money alone sets all the world in motion.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. " "Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes