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I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves.
Author: Ronald Reagan

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
Author: Bob Hope

I don't like the sound of all those lists he's making - it's like taking too many notes at school; you feel you've achieved something when you haven't.
Author: Dodie Smith

I don't think you're a very good friend if you're always being supportive. You also have to add criticism.
Author: Jason Kottke

I don't want to be a passenger in my own life.
Author: Diane Ackerman

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.
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Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes