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Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.
Author: Native American Proverb

Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Author: Emo Phillips

Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning.
Author: Marlo Thomas

Never forget that you're a member of your own community. Don't do something that you wouldn't like to see done.
Author: Keith Richman

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy
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The Post Script by Adeline Extra
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How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard
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Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt
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