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Hope is necessary in every condition.
Author: Samuel Johnson

If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient reason for living.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

Listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go.
Author: e e cummings

Live all you can - it's a mistake not to. It doesn't so much matter what you do in particular, so long as you have your life. If you haven't had that, what have you had?
Author: Henry James

Live well. It is the greatest revenge.
Author: The Talmud

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!
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Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.
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